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texaslibertygirl:

*every cop out there*
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person."
Audrey Hepburn (via realizes)

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iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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